So, I’m watching Dead Files with Scully, because we LOVE stupid ghost shows and I have a story idea that I’d like to share with you.
It starts with a girl who lives in a haunted house, and she keeps seeing weird shit. Disembodied voices, phantom foot steps, shadow figures, and red eyed apparitions.
Then demons start coming into her room and tormenting her in her sleep. They start off just waking the girl up and giving her nightmares. Then the demons start grabbing pushing her.
Finally, one night she’s under the covers crying, praying for anyone to help her get the demons away.
The girl’s paralyzed with fear as one of the demons pulls down her sheets, and the others hold her down. The girl tries to scream at the crimson eyed fiends, but her lungs won’t work.
The lead demon rips off the girl’s pajama pants and forces her legs to spread.
The girl cries in her mind for anyone or anything to help.
The door slams open.
The surprised demons twist their heads to see who dares interrupt them.
Standing in the doorway is a phantom Paladin, armored in ethereal steel the shines a full gray glow.
The Knight points his ball and chain flail at the monsters, screaming in a cringeworthy cockney accent, “OI, CUNT! YE LIKE MESS’N WIT LITTLE GOILS, DO YE?”
The demons look at the knight confused as to what’s going on, the main devil asks, “and who are you?”
The Phantom Paladin replies, “OIM THE GUY WHOS ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING GOOD KICKING!” One of the demons holding the girl down charges the warrior. But he’s hit with the heavenly flail and shit back to hell.
“PERRY THAT YE FURK’N CASUAL!” The knight barks as medieval holy music soaks the air and the Phantom Paladin goes for the other demons’ throats.
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