I honestly DK if it’s the Bronchitis sizzurup I’m sippin’ on but this hair pic has got me in such a mood! You know when you just got the *Itis* (pronounced eye-tiss) so bad that you literally have to disinfect surfaces in your home because you’re like wow I’m so sick that it’s actually contagious but I don’t want to spread my *Itis* because I don’t what everyone else to be on this level of sicklihood?????? Like this virus is easily shared but *sharing* is actually *uncaring* in this instance rn????? Like I know I already spoke of Sickajawea in my last caption who is my alter ego hybrid of “sick” and “Sacajawea” but just to fully break it down she’s like a navigational gawdess who showed ya boiiiiiiChristopher Columbus wtf was UP on the homeland frontier and then like let him have all the credit for discovering the lands bc true baddies don’t need the cred fam but it’s like obvi she’s already goals AF but then when you add the layer of SICKY SICKY GNAR GNAR bronchitis vibes that I’m experiencing rn mixed with a steroids shot to the left cheeky SICKAJAWEA IS IN FULL FORCE KWEENY. THIS *ITIS* AIN’T GETTIN ME DOWN KWEENIES. WIPE YOUR SURFACES, WASH YOUR HANDS, WEAR A MASK, SHE IS VIRAL AND SHE IS CONTAGIOUS AND SHE IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE YOU MAY NOT WANT TO EXPERIENCE IN THIS LIFETIME. SIP ON YOUR ORGANIC BONE BROTH FROM WHOLE FOODS®️, CHUG EMERGEN-C™️, TAKE LIL JON SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ OF ECHINACEA, SPOON FEED YOURSELF SOME ELDERBERRY SYRUP, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST ADD SOME CHLOROPHYLL DROPLETS TO YOUR ESSENTIA©️ WATER QUEENS BECAUSE YOU’RE GONNA NEED THAT ALKALINITY FOR THE HYDRATION IT TAKES TO PREVENT THIS AIRBORNE ILLNESS FROM TOTALLY TAKING OVER YOUR HAIR HENNY!!!!!!!! That’s right I might see you in the parking lot of Whole Foods and balayage you before you can blink!!!!!! IT’S A SICKAJAWEA MOOD 2020 VIBE THAT CANNOT BE RECKONED WITH HENNNNTTY! OMG ALSO DON’T FORGET TO SIP ON THAT HERBAL TEA FOR PRECAUTIONARY AND PREVENTATIVE MEASURES!!!!!! TEA IS THE JUICE OF THE EARTH SECOND TO WINE AND IT IS A VITAL ORGAN TO THE HEALTH SCENE! PLEASE DO NOT CATCH THIS SICKNESS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FEVERISH AND NEED A STARBUCKS FLAVORED GUMMY VITE!!!!!